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Cougars and Lechers and Pervs, Oh, My!   by Gene Lalor

We hear a lot nowadays about cougars, not the sleek beasts in the zoo or in the wild who occasionally eat intrepid hikers who get too intrepid but the often less than sleek desperate housewives and horny divorcee’s who lurk in dark bars ready to devour some unsuspecting or suspecting young stud.

The Urban Dictionary somewhat cruelly defines the cougar type as “An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.”

(The acronym milf was popularized in American Pie but milfs have been around since long before Anne Bancroft in The Graduate. They just get out more today, and at night.)

Often these nouveau ladies of the evening are reliving misspent or well-spent youth, trying to reassert their feminity, to validate their lives, to sate their declining libidos.

Time was, before the sexual revolution, before the astronomical divorce rate, before The Pill, before the internet, and before Viagra was discovered to have certain beneficial effects for women, catting around was the exclusive province of the male of the species who often removed wedding rings when he hit the bar circuit for one night stands.

No more. The males now have competition from lusty cougars who aren’t looking for sweet, young female thangs but for buff, young male thangs and have little if any interest in guys who hide rings or paunches.

In one more sociological area, for better or worse, women have broken through a glass ceiling.

Today, cougars may be more ubiquitous than their male counterparts in some stalking venues, though males still seem to prefer younger prey.

One Toronto, Canada restaurant which apparently caters to both the roués and the rouées among us is featuring a “taking it to the next level Valentine’s weekend” special invite to couples to use their unisex bathroom stalls for trysting and twisting.

As the manager blithely said, “As far as bodily fluids, it’s pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there:” http://bit.ly/aD74Tr

If not the French, we can always count on our northern neighbors to add a classy fillip to romantic interludes.

A relatively new cougar stalking venue is America’s schools where, again, male lechers have not been uncommon and still maintain sway but the cougar element has lately been giving them a run for their condoms.

Some attention has already been paid in this space to the relatively recent phenomenon of female teachers and school staff seducing students. See various sections of the “Teachers Gone Wild” series of last spring, http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1038, and subsequent articles.

Emboldened by the related cougar phenomenon, as well as the looser sexual mores among teenagers, it seems to be getting worse. Adult-child “assignations” certainly haven’t shown any signs of abating as both male and female perverts roam our schools.

Some recent examples:

Brooklyn high school students were taken on a planned 3-hour prom outing which turned into a “booze cruise” replete with alcohol supplied to the kids. It featured at least one male teacher “making out” with a female student.

The make-out session was televised on closed-circuit tv for the enjoyment of all and the teacher reputedly was also was found to have had a euphemistically-termed “romantic relationship” with the student: http://bit.ly/duQEVf

A Pasadena, Texas male school bus monitor, aged 21, hired to maintain order, allegedly misinterpreted his mission and molested a 13 year old special needs student on his bus.

The child’s gender was not disclosed in that Houston Chronicle story: http://bit.ly/9q88fg

Not to be outdone, a 33 year old Alief Hastings (Texas) High School Spanish teacher exercised her assumed cougar priviliges as she exercised one of her 16 year old male students.

Instead of using a school bus, their sexual episodes took place in her minivan on public streets and in a park: http://bit.ly/aU6ny4

It’s as perfectly legal for a female to be a New Age cougar as it is for a male to be a lecher- when their victims are consenting adults. When the victims of either are minors, those cougars and lechers deserve to neutered.

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